Sex Please, We're SixtyBy Michael Parker and Susan Parker March 12, 13, 14 • 19, 20, & 21, 2010 Mrs. Stancliffe's successful Bed & Breakfast's female guests return year after year. Her neighbor, the elderly "Bud the Stud" Davis, believes they come to visit him for romantic liaisons. Her other neighbor, Henry Mitchell, is a retired chemist who has developed a blue pill called "Venusia," which increases the libido of menopausal women. Bud uses some of the Venusia pills in an attempt to entertain three older female guests! The women mix up Bud's Viagra pills with the Venusia, which has a strange effect on men: it gives them all the symptoms of menopausal women, complete with hot flashes and mood swings! As the mayhem settles down, all the women's lives move in new and surprising directions. |
FrankensteinBy Tim Kelly June 11, 12, 13 • 18, 19, & 20, 2010 Victor Frankenstein, a brilliant scientist, returns to his Swiss chateau to escape a terrible pursuer. Neither his fiancèe nor his best friend can shake free the dark secret that terrifies him; even the pleading of a gypsy girl accused of murdering his younger brother falls on deaf ears, for Victor has brought into being a creature made from pieces of the dead. The creature tracks Victor to his sanctuary to demand a bride to share its loneliness. Against his better judgment, Victor agrees and soon the household is invaded by murder, despair and terror! |
Murder Can Be Habit-FormingBy Billy St. John August 20, 21, 22 • 27, 28, & 29, 2010 A busload of passengers stranded by a blizzard find their way to an old mansion, now St. Mary's Convent, where the Reverend Mother Mary Cecilia provides them lodging for the night. She soon realizes that her guests include a serial killer known as "the Mary Murderer" whose victims are all named Mary! The four nuns currently at the Convent all have the first name Mary, as do two of the women on the bus. Then the killer strikes! Which person from the bus could be the Mary Murderer? The college professor? The newspaper columnist? The bus driver? Luckily, Detective McDougal, also on the bus, takes charge of the case. With laughs and chills, a fun mystery comedy that reveals the very human side of the nuns as they attempt to stay one step ahead of the killer! |
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor DreamcoatMusic by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Lyrics by Tim Rice November 5, 6, 7 • 11, 12, 13, & 14, 2010 This delightful Musical features the story of Joseph, the favorite son of Jacob. His brothers, resenting the attention Jacob showers upon Joseph, sell him into Egyptian slavery. While in captivity, his favorable interpretation of the Pharaoh's dreams win him the admiration of the powerful leader. Soon, Joseph becomes one of the most powerful men in Egypt. Its family-friendly storyline, universal themes, and catchy music have made this show one of the most popular titles in musical theatre. This timeless story is told through a variety of musical genres from Country/Western, Calypso, Disco, Rock, Charleston and even a French ballad. |